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Old 11-08-2017, 22:00   #17581
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Eu, daca as fi impuscat de 11 ori si as supravietui, m-as muta in alta tara. Revolverul are 6 camere, o data a nimerit cu glontul defect, tocmai urmeaza a doua oara cand, probabil, glontul nu va mai fi defect.

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Old 11-08-2017, 22:13   #17582
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Este oarecum evident că dacă ești Ómpușcat de 11 ori poate că e cazul să eviți astfel de incidente pe viitor. Te muți, te dai la fund, plătești datoriile la cămătari, etc.


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Old 11-08-2017, 22:16   #17583
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Pai n-auziti ca lumea era doar ofticoasa ca purta lucruri scumpe?

Oare cosciugul a fost la fel de bling-bling? )
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Old 16-08-2017, 15:22   #17584
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Old 16-08-2017, 19:50   #17585
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Stai sa ma caut prin buzunare, sa stiu daca-mi iau 3 sau 4.

Imi aduce aminte de aplicatia aia "I AM RICH" care nu avea decat un singur buton, si de fiecare data cand apasai pe buton vira $500 developer-ului. Cica era "the shit" pe la arabi si asa s-a imbogatit omul. Same shit si cu Vega.

De fapt nu, de ce sunt rau... "Winter is coming", poate s-a debransat cineva de la Radet si vrea sa se incalzeasca jucand ceva.
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Old 16-08-2017, 21:20   #17586
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Imi aduce aminte de aplicatia aia "I AM RICH" care nu avea decat un singur buton, si de fiecare data cand apasai pe buton vira $500 developer-ului. Cica era "the shit" pe la arabi si asa s-a imbogatit omul
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The application is described as "a work of art with no hidden function at all", with its only purpose being to show other people that they were able to afford it, making it a Veblen good. I Am Rich was sold on the App Store for US$999.99, €799.99, and £599.99, the highest price Apple allows for App Store content. The application was removed from the App Store by Apple without explanation the day following its release, on August 6, 2008

While the application was available, eight people bought it, at least one of whom claimed to have done so accidentally. Six US sales at $999.99 and two European ones for €799.99 netted $5,600 for developer Armin Heinrich and $2,400 for Apple. In correspondence with the Los Angeles Times, Heinrich told the newspaper that Apple had refunded two purchasers of his app, and that he was happy not to have dissatisfied customers.
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Este oarecum evident că dacă ești Ómpușcat de 11 ori poate că e cazul să eviți astfel de incidente pe viitor. Te muți, te dai la fund, plătești datoriile la cămătari, etc.
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Old 17-08-2017, 20:57   #17588
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-Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google pizza.
- Ah okay, wrong number
- No sir, Google bought Gordon's
- Okay. Then can I order please...
- Do you want the usual?
- The usual? You know my usual?
- According to our caller ID, the last 12 times you ordered pizza with cheese, sausage, and thick crust
- OK! Yes, that's it...
- May I suggest you add ricotta, arugula and sun-dry tomato?
- No, I don't want vegetables
- But your cholesterol is very high
- How do you know that?
- Through your opt-in to our daily specials email. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want extras on my pizza, I am medicated for the condition
- You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Meds4U dot com
- I bought more from another supplier
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per your 2017 Tax return, unless you got it from an undeclared income source
- WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm going to an Island without internet or phone and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it expired 5 weeks ago.
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