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Old 26-03-2010, 09:28   #581
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Un banc criminal:

"Sotul si sotia discutau:
- Draga mea, ti-am spus vreodata cat de bine semeni cu mama ta? Ai gâtu` mă-tii, gura mă-tii..."
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Old 26-03-2010, 18:20   #582
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Old 26-03-2010, 18:23   #583
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=))=))=))
unde-i tatal sa-l bata putin sau macar un parent control la calculator.
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Old 27-03-2010, 23:43   #584
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Macar tine de cald iarna, da era mai bine daca era lansat prin noiembrie decembrie ca acuma vine vara si-i trebuie aer conditionat...
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Old 27-03-2010, 23:47   #585
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Old 28-03-2010, 00:08   #586
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Me wants some more
E tare bitancu'
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Old 29-03-2010, 00:35   #587
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Bitanci tampiti cu creierele spalate de prea multe desene animate, gen Ben 10

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJzVwOHy8fo[/yt]

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Old 29-03-2010, 15:32   #588
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În altă ordine de idei, MOAR stuff from me:



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Old 29-03-2010, 18:21   #589
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Bitancii se simt ofensati =))

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bai tampitule ... http://forum.lab501.ro/showthread.php?p=37860#post37860 si crezi ca o sa sterg video ? nicigand asa o sa l las ... si apropo spunei la steve o ca nu e opera lui maryus3D si eu am facut in after effects si te rog nu iti fie ciuda ca tu nu stii sa faci asta boule
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Peace and welaxation at waaast.....Ahahaha
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Old 30-03-2010, 21:30   #591
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[yt]watch?v=qN8QyNlviOw[/yt]

Uitaţi-vă până la capăt. =))
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Vai ce tare-i, chit că-i regizată. =))
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Un motan se plimba pe camp. O vaca il intreaba:
- Asa mic si deja ti-a crescut mustata?
- Si tu, asa mare si tot fara sutien


Un sofer ajunge cu masina pe malul unui riu si-l intreaba pe un politist care pescuia, daca-i adinca apa. Acesta-i raspunde ca nu este.
Soferul intra cu masina-n rau, se scufunda, abandoneaza automobilul, iese cu chiu cuvai din apa si-ncepe sa tipe la politai:
Ai zis ca apa-i mica si uite ca era sa ma inec!
Pe onoarea mea, acum 10 minute, era mica, au trecut niste rate si le ajungea abia pina la piept !

Ursul, lupul si magarul la carciuma din padure:
- O sticla de votca! ceru ursul.
- O sticlă?! se mirară ceilalti doi..
- Da, măi baieti! Am o treabă cu o ursoaica si vreau sa fiu tare!
- O sticla de votca! ceru si lupul.
- O sticla?! se mirara ceilalti doi.
- Da, mai baieti! Am o treaba cu o lupoaica si vreau si eu sa fiu tare!
- O cinzeaca de votcă! ceru si măgarul.
- Numai o cincizeacă?! se mirară ceilalti doi.
- Măi baieti, eu sculă am, beau doar ca să-mi sclipeasca ochii...
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Concert error
Tatoo error
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Old 01-04-2010, 23:38   #595
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What are the 3 biggest tragedies in a mens life?
Life suck, job sucks, wife doesn't.
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OMG ce prostie mai e şi asta?! => Razer launches Venom gaming enhancements.

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Old 02-04-2010, 03:27   #597
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- Vasile, take the point!
- Stai nitel sa bag in vena...
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In portul Constanta soseste un vas englezesc. Docherul striga catre capitanul vasului.
-Hei capitane!
-Yes...
-Arunca parama, sa leg vasul.
-I don't understand, zice foarte calm capitanul, care nu stia romaneste.
-Arunca ba parama, franghia aia cu care se leaga vaporul de chei.
-I can't understand you!
-Parama, boule, pa-ra-ma, arunca parama!
-Sorry, I don't understand.
-Arunca parama, idiotule, cu ce vrei sa te leg, cu siretul de la pantof?
-I don't understand!
Exasperat, docherul isi cheama colegul:
-Bai, Gigi, tu mai stii ceva engleza, vino incoa' ca nu ma inteleg cu tampitul asta.
Gigi vine si zice:
-Lasa-l in seama mea. Hey sir!
-Yes...
-Arunca ba parama, hai repede.
-I don't understand.
-Parama, arunca parama incoace!
-I don't understand.
-Ce face? Can you speak english?
-Yes, zice capitanul rasufland usurat.
-Atunci de ce naiba nu arunci parama?

La turnul de control al unui aeroport se aude o voce de om beat:
− Va rog, da .... rog sa-mi dati o pista sa aterizez
− Dom'le te rog iesi de pe frecventa, ca poti fi arestat pentru glume de astea.
Tipul machit insista ca este in avion si ca vrea sa aterizeze chiar daca el abia putea vorbi. Atunci cei din turnul de control ii spun:
− Domnule, va rog sa-mi dati pilotul sau copilotul
− Pe cineee? Aia doi au picat beti rimii , dom'le, de unde sa ii scot ?
− Atunci stewardesele?
− Alea? Is bete moarte in spatele avionului.
− Pai daca toti sunt beti. matale cine esti?
− Eu? Pilotul automat.
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AND:

[yt]watch?v=TkLkB_Zo4Ig[/yt]

LE:

[yt]watch?v=1dyFP4MGkIM[/yt]

La asta cu Damas-ul am râs de am crăpat =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) =)))))))))))))))))
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Socrul mare se intoarce obosit de la camp, intra in casa si in capul scarilor isi intalneste ginerele.
Fara multe cuvinte socrul ridica mana dreapta, o indoaie sub forma literei
`S`, roteste palma din incheietura maini si se uita intrebator la ginere.
Acesta fara un cuvant ridica ambele brate si gesticuleaza ca si socrul.
Si acum traducerea gesturilor:
Socru: e acasa vipera ?
Ginerele: sunt acasa amandoua.
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