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Old 21-01-2018, 02:34   #17861
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meanwhile ce preturi aberante se cer pentru chromecast 2, e 180 in magazin, si sub 150 nu este pe olx
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Old 24-01-2018, 00:02   #17862
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Un avion cu 4 pasageri la bord și doar 3 paraşute e pe cale de a se prabusi ...
Primul pasager:
- Sunt Cristiano Ronaldo, cel mai bun jucător de fotbal. Real Madrid şi milioanele mele de fani au nevoie de mine, şi nu-mi pot permite să mor. Aşadar a luat primul parașuta şi a sărit din avion.
Al doilea pasager:
- Eu sunt Liviu Dragnea, cel care conduce țara din umbră, sunt cel mai deștept om din România, iar simpatizanții și membrii partidului meu nu vor să mor. Așa că a luat a doua parașută şi a sărit.
Al treilea pasager era Papa Francisc. Îi spune celui de-al patrulea pasager, un copil:
- Fiul meu, sunt bătrân şi nu mai am mulţi ani de trăit, tu ai viitorul în faţă, aşa că-mi sacrific viaţa şi-ți las ție ultima paraşută.
La care, băieţelul îi spune zâmbind:
- E în regulă, Sfinţia Ta, a mai rămas o paraşută pentru dumneata. Cel mai deştept om al României mi-a luat ghiozdanul.
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Old 24-01-2018, 00:06   #17863
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Basescu, Iohannis si Dragnea la judecata de apoi.
Dumnezeu il intreaba pe Basescu:
- Tu in ce crezi?
- Cred intr-o tara mai buna, cred in oameni si in evolutie!
- Bun, treci la dreapta mea!

Urmeaza Iohannis:
- Tu in ce crezi?
- Cred in libertate, in drepturile omului si intr-o evolutie a tarii noastre!
- Bun, treci la stanga mea!

- Dragnea, tu in ce crezi?!?
- Doamne, eu cred ca stai pe locul meu!
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Old 24-01-2018, 17:14   #17864
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Old 24-01-2018, 18:13   #17865
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Old 30-01-2018, 18:05   #17866
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Old 01-02-2018, 12:13   #17867
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Old 01-02-2018, 19:01   #17868
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Old 01-02-2018, 20:42   #17869
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Old 01-02-2018, 21:52   #17870
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Old 01-02-2018, 22:00   #17871
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Va provoc sa va dati seama in ce partid e tiganu' asta borat si burtos de mai sus. Nu o sa ghiciti niciodata.
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Old 04-02-2018, 22:19   #17872
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PROSTITUTE OR CONSULTANT?

* You work very odd hours.
* You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
* You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.
* You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
* You charge by the hour but your time can be extended for the right price.
* You are not proud of what you do.
* Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
* It's difficult to have a family.
* You have no job satisfaction.
* If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.
* You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
* People ask you what you do and you can't explain it.
* Your family hardly recognizes you at reunions (at least the reunions you attend).
* Your friends have distanced themselves from you and you're left hanging with only other professionals.
* Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
* Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
* Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or BMWs.
* Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to ease the pain of it all.
* You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.
* When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday A.M. to Friday P.M.).
* You are rated on your performance in an excruciating ordeal.
* Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away smiling.
* The client always thinks your cut of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
* When you deduct your take from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.
* Everyday you wake up and tell yourself you're not going to be doing this stuff for the rest of your life.
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Old 04-02-2018, 22:26   #17873
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Old 05-02-2018, 12:06   #17875
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