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Old 08-06-2013, 17:04   #10081
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Old 08-06-2013, 18:01   #10082
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Interesanta reclama.
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Old 09-06-2013, 20:21   #10083
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Old 10-06-2013, 00:07   #10084
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Du-te ba..........
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Old 10-06-2013, 09:59   #10085
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- Vai, mă scuzaţi, am īnlăturat un dinte sănătos. Acum va trebui să-l scot şi pe cel bolnav.
- Nu e nimic. Bine că nu sunteţi oftalmolog!

Agentul de circulatie pandeste īn fata unui club. La un moment dat, iese un grup de tineri, īn stare avansata de ebrietate, se urca īn masini si pleaca īn diferite directii. Agentul a observat ca unul din ei, īn genere nu se putea tine pe picioare, asa ca, hai sa-l urmareasca pe acesta. Īl opreste:
- Suflati īn etilotest.
Sufla tanarul, rezultatul zero. Mai sufla o data, iarasi – zero alcool. Politistul nedumerit:
- Pai cum se poate una ca asta?
- Azi a fost randul meu, sa fiu momeala.

- Dragă, ştii că ginecologul meu este un bărbat?
Īntr-un sens, el mă cunoaşte mai bine decāt tine!
- Desigur, pentru că eu sunt un simplu utilizator, iar el este administrator de reţea...

Gheorghe il intalneste pe Ion si ii spune:
- Stii ca ti-a murit soacra?
- !!!
- Ioane, stii ca ti-a murit soacra?
- !!!
- Ioane, nu ai auzit, ti-a murit soacra!
- Nu ma face sa rad ca am buzele crapate

Un barbat se duce la medic si ii spune:
-Domnule doctor vreau sa ma castrati!
-Ma omule ,esti sigur?Vad ca esti tinar si puternic...
-Sigur domnule.
-Bine ,semneaza aici...asa si aici.Nu am timp acum sa discutam mai mult. Dupa operatie,doctorul vine la pacient si-l intreaba:
-Spune-mi si mie de ce ai facut-o ?
-Pai m-am imprietenit cu o fata evreica si stiti la ei e un obicei mai ciudat ...
-Da ma dar asta e circumcizie.
-Pai eu cum am zis?!

Suna telefonul la miezul noptii !
Barbatul: "- Daca e pentru mine, nu sunt acasa."
Nevasta raspunde: "- E acasa."
Barbatul: "- Ce ti-am spus, femeie ???"
Nevasta: "- A fost pentru mine !!!
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Old 10-06-2013, 23:27   #10086
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2:00 in special

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o96xcZtaVI[/yt]
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Old 11-06-2013, 16:12   #10087
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Old 11-06-2013, 20:57   #10088
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Old 11-06-2013, 21:23   #10089
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Old 11-06-2013, 22:06   #10090
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[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o96xcZtaVI[/yt]
Misto reactiile fufei.
Mie asta mi se pare mai interesant. Riccardo Patrese e un pilot excelent si un bulangiu de nota 10
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8gmqZu6z8s[/yt]
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Old 12-06-2013, 10:56   #10091
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стоп сука =))

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Old 12-06-2013, 11:20   #10092
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Well, this is extreme...
http://forum.hwbot.org/showthread.ph...927#post241927

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Old 12-06-2013, 11:33   #10093
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Saraca placa
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Old 12-06-2013, 12:36   #10094
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A fost candva pe forum un filmulet (o mai fi dar nu stiu unde) cu o alta placa de baza tot gigabyte, ce a avut o soarta mult mai tragica, aici pe plaiurile mioritice.
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Old 12-06-2013, 12:39   #10095
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o soarta........maro?
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Old 12-06-2013, 14:26   #10096
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=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))



Pe site se vede normal.. hmm
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Old 12-06-2013, 14:34   #10097
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Are o agilitate ieșită din comun, asta e clar.
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Old 12-06-2013, 15:03   #10098
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Cea mai tare chestie ever !
Green nigga =))

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Old 12-06-2013, 15:10   #10099
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si dementa tot iesita din comun pare
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si dementa tot iesita din comun pare
E de la medicatie.
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